Posted on Monday, 17 December
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE.
Posted on Monday, 17 December
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Posted on Monday, 17 December
Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie
Good thing they bring the lulz though.
Posted on Saturday, 15 December
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Posted on Friday, 14 December
gettingrealtiredofyourshitobama:
Holy shit that’s fucking embarrassing.
Fuck my state.
nerdiest state?
I don’t think so.
Why is weakest gov’t influence a bad thing?
Also lol @ the Mormon state (Utah) having high porn usage.
“Female Violence” okay then…and how the fuck does Minnesota have worst tornadoes than Kansas?!
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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Posted on Tuesday, 11 December
Benjamin Franklin (via bkoo)
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Posted on Saturday, 8 December
musicismymedicationforreality:
always reblog
UM BEAUTIFUL
forever reblog
Slow clap.
I reblog this every time I see it
Never. Gets. Old.
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Posted on Saturday, 8 December
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Posted on Thursday, 15 November
a friends car. #oldschool #chevy #carporn #cars
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