Posted on Monday, 17 December

year is 2392

child: mommy i can't sleep

mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations

mother: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE.

Posted on Monday, 17 December

collegehumor:

Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie

Good thing they bring the lulz though. 

Posted on Friday, 14 December

nerdy-conservative:

gettingrealtiredofyourshitobama:

libertarians-and-stoya:

baseddarnielle:

andrewjasonjihad:

Holy shit that’s fucking embarrassing.

Fuck my state.

nerdiest state?

I don’t think so.

Why is weakest gov’t influence a bad thing?

Also lol @ the Mormon state (Utah) having high porn usage.

“Female Violence” okay then…and how the fuck does Minnesota have worst tornadoes than Kansas?!

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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75

Posted on Tuesday, 11 December

Benjamin Franklin (via bkoo)

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Posted on Saturday, 8 December

blondesforreagan:

thecaringconservative:

deathmallow:

musicismymedicationforreality:

thebloodofpatriotsandtyrants:

pprowess:

newconnellygirl:

epic-humor:

image

always reblog

UM BEAUTIFUL

forever reblog

Slow clap.

I reblog this every time I see it

Never. Gets. Old.

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Posted on Thursday, 15 November

twixjp:

a friends car. #oldschool #chevy #carporn #cars

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